Reminder: Taylor Swift has caused a great number of people to die during her career.*
Another reminder: her new album is out.
1. And as a result, it is carnage right now.
4. Nothing can be done to stop this enormous catastrophe.
8. We've lost so many.
10. Some Swifties have died so hard they're going to be resurrected.
13. Others are now in the afterlife.
14. The threat is everywhere – from public transport...
15. ...to people's living rooms...
18. Look what she's done. LOOK WHAT SHE'S DONE.
Ms Swift has yet to comment.
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