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18 Taylor Swift Fans Who Have Died Because Of Her New Album

#RIPME

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Reminder: Taylor Swift has caused a great number of people to die during her career.*

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1. And as a result, it is carnage right now.

"What happened here? Where are the people?" "They are all literally dead." "But why?" "They called it... Taylor Swift Day."

Luke Bailey@imbadatlifeFollow

"What happened here? Where are the people?"
"They are all literally dead."
"But why?"
"They called it... Taylor Swift Day."

7:35 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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2.

Here lies Kristin Harris. Died October 27, 2014 due to an overdose of bliss from Taylor Swift's 1989 album. #RIP

Kristin Harris@KristinHarrisFollow

Here lies Kristin Harris. Died October 27, 2014 due to an overdose of bliss from Taylor Swift's 1989 album. #RIP

4:17 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

@taylorswift13 are you gonna come to my funeral because i am dead RIP me

Iven@IvenThePandaFollow

@taylorswift13 are you gonna come to my funeral because i am dead RIP me

11:20 AM - 26 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Nothing can be done to stop this enormous catastrophe.

I CANT EVEN, RIP ME. I DIED. DEAD. The feelS😍 @tswiftnation @taylorswift13 #ts1989 #OMG

Hannah Reeves@sjpeteyFollow

I CANT EVEN, RIP ME. I DIED. DEAD. The feelS @tswiftnation @taylorswift13 #ts1989 #OMG

3:49 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

@taylorswift13 @iTunesMusic yeah we bought it. Died dead. STYLE THOUGH

Gena Gabrielle@GenaGabrielleFollow

@taylorswift13 @iTunesMusic yeah we bought it. Died dead. STYLE THOUGH

3:26 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

1989 is a spiritual experience #DeathBySwift2K14

Jeff Martin@JeffSwift13Follow

1989 is a spiritual experience #DeathBySwift2K14

3:57 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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7.

IM GETTING MY SHOVEL FROM MY SHED RN TO DIG MY GRAVE. I JUST DIED BC 1989 @swimmer_gurl95 @taylorswift13

myaaa@myaaadams_Follow

IM GETTING MY SHOVEL FROM MY SHED RN TO DIG MY GRAVE. I JUST DIED BC 1989 @swimmer_gurl95 @taylorswift13

5:13 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. We've lost so many.

I’M MORE THAN DEAD @taylorswift13 THERE IS NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE WHAT I AM.

Brandon A@TheBrandon907Follow

IM MORE THAN DEAD @taylorswift13 THERE IS NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE WHAT I AM.

4:57 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

OWMAHGAD. 1989 IS OUT. DON'T TOUCH ME. NO. DON'T EVEN. I'M DYING. RIP ME. I DIED. DEAD. @taylorswift13

Jiyasmin Dela Rosa@Jiyasmin_akesFollow

OWMAHGAD. 1989 IS OUT. DON'T TOUCH ME. NO. DON'T EVEN. I'M DYING. RIP ME. I DIED. DEAD. @taylorswift13

8:50 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Some Swifties have died so hard they're going to be resurrected.

About to listen to @taylorswift13's new album. So many emotions. I'll be back when I resurface from the dead. Goodnight everybody ❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Rachel Hein@rachel8heinFollow

About to listen to @taylorswift13's new album. So many emotions. I'll be back when I resurface from the dead. Goodnight everybody

3:41 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

1989 is also the number of times I died and came back listening to the album because Taylor Swift gives me LIFE. #TS1989

Phillip @MajorPhilebrityFollow

1989 is also the number of times I died and came back listening to the album because Taylor Swift gives me LIFE. #TS1989

3:25 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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12.

i think i may be a Ghost @taylorswift13 after tonight you slayed me dead died yeah RIP me 1989 rocked this Crazy world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP Me@BrianSwiftie13Follow

i think i may be a Ghost @taylorswift13 after tonight you slayed me dead died yeah RIP me 1989 rocked this Crazy world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:22 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. Others are now in the afterlife.

I THINK I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN AFTER LISTENING TO 1989 @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

RIP ME @Cobys2SwiftFollow

I THINK I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN AFTER LISTENING TO 1989 @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

5:18 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. The threat is everywhere – from public transport...

You guys, @taylorswift13 was on my actual plane today and I died. Dead @grahnort #swifties

Catherine Sprunt@catherinespruntFollow

You guys, @taylorswift13 was on my actual plane today and I died. Dead @grahnort #swifties

8:07 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. ...to people's living rooms...

We died. Dead. #RIPME @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 @chelsholli

Madison Ford@madisonford13Follow

We died. Dead. #RIPME @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 @chelsholli

5:57 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

OMG @taylorswift13's new album #TS1989 has SLAYED me!! RIP me. I died. Dead!! ;)xx

Spencer Hastings...@Liam_PurshouseFollow

OMG @taylorswift13's new album #TS1989 has SLAYED me!! RIP me. I died. Dead!! ;)xx

9:05 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

mom, when I'll die you can write "died in a sad beautiful tragic way because of Taylor Swift" on my grave

annelise@swiftandhaleFollow

mom, when I'll die you can write "died in a sad beautiful tragic way because of Taylor Swift" on my grave

3:05 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Look what she's done. LOOK WHAT SHE'S DONE.

tonight is the night @taylorswift13 made millions of Swifties die dead RIP why you say 1989

RIP Me@BrianSwiftie13Follow

tonight is the night @taylorswift13 made millions of Swifties die dead RIP why you say 1989

2:18 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Ms Swift has yet to comment.

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*Note to Ms Swift's lawyers: causing "death" throughout this post should be taken in the figurative sense of "subjecting one's fans to an emotional experience so intense that they are rendered incapable of basic faculties such as speaking, eating or indeed thinking".

Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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