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16 More Hilarious Reasons Why People Say They're Voting UKIP

First time round, it was funny. But it looks like everyone's raised their game...

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#WhyImVotingUkip To see if Nigels teeth will also be deported for not being white.

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#WhyImVotingUkip Need to get my mum sent back to India before results day 😁

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#WhyImVotingUkip because I can't stand paying 80p for a can of coke in Sandeep's shop when it's clearly marked on the can 59p.

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#WhyImVotingUkip because they're the first political party to recognise my ability, as a gay person, to create bad weather.

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#WhyImVotingUkip to get a free flight back to the eastern block

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#WhyImVotingUkip I don't want people coming over here, training as doctors and nurses and saving our lives how dare they

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#WhyImVotingUkip Free flight home

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#WhyImVotingUKIP To see the look on Nigel Farage's face when he realises that he'll have to deport his wife.

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#WhyImVotingUkip hopefully they deport me before i have to do my A Levels

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#WhyImVotingUkip Because cheeky immigrants keep taking jobs that I don't even send apply and send my CV off for.

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#WhyImVotingUkip because lemon and herb is the only flavour nandos should offer

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#WhyImVotingUkip because my university is being overrun by Librarians and we need to send them back to Libraria

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#WhyImVotingUkip because I bet these clouds came from eastern Europe

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#WhyImVotingUkip .. Because not only do they take our jobs, they take our shop names too...!

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#WhyImVotingUkip I was forced to drink Um Bongo juice as a child.

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#WhyImVotingUkip because I want to preserve our British culture.

Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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