According To This E-Fit, Suffolk Police Are Currently Hunting A Ninja

Well, this narrows it down.

1. This man is wanted in connection with a knife robbery in Little Wratting.

Suffolk Constabulary / Via

2. The incident occurred between 9.25pm and 10pm on Saturday 26 April in a parking area off Haverhill Road. The Constabulary’s website says:

The suspect is described as a white man aged in his late 30s to early 40s, around 5ft 10in tall, of skinny build with blonde hair. He was wearing a black mask, dark hooded top with the hood up, dark jeans and gloves and ‘Caterpillar’ style boots. He is described as speaking with an accent believed to be Irish.

Anyone with information about this incident is asked to contact the Bury St Edmunds Priority Crime Team on 101 quoting reference HH/14/793, or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

3. Needless to say, the Constabulary’s Facebook followers found the picture quite funny.

4. BUT.

Lest we forget, earlier this year a sketch which had previously been dubbed “the worst e-fit of all time” actually caught a man who, well, looked rather like the picture. So let’s not be too cynical.

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Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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