1. He says he loves having two penises. You can see them here (NSFW, obviously).
2. Yes, he has a favourite.
3. He claims he has to pee out of both at the same time, has had a "quadruple stream" when aroused, but has never crossed them.
4. All of which can make using public toilets a challenge.
5. He says female responses vary. Some are all:
6. And they make full use of the facilities.
7. While others plain refuse to believe it's real.
8. Apparently when aroused, the left one starts to get erect, then the right gets "rock hard" before the left stiffens a bit more.
11. He prefers to masturbate the right penis, but the left occasionally gets "caught up in the mayhem".
14. It seems to be working well at present.
16. He says the worst thing about having two penises is the fact they "fall out of his pants".
And the best? "Having two cocks."
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