A Definitive And Important Ranking Of Taylor Swift's Dance Moves

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    17. The "Subdued Shoulder Groove".

    16. The "Shuffle-With-A-Friend".

    15. The "Chewing Crunker".

    14. The "Crane Kick"

    13. The "Drunk Airplane".

    12. The "Sorta-Sassy-Shake"

    11. The "Puppet-On-A-String".

    10. The "Mosh Pit".

    9. The 'Mouth Jive".

    8. The "Shake It Out".

    7. The "Confined No No No".

    6. The "Swerve-On-With-A-Pal".

    5. The "Six-String Hopskotch".

    4. The "Love Thy Neighbour".

    3. The "Undulating Worm Boogie".

    2. The "Floating Gangsta Skank".

    1. The "Semi-Twerk Pogo".