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    A Definitive And Important Ranking Of Animal Penises

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    17. Bean weevil.

    16. Cat.

    15. Flatworm.

    14. Dolphin.

    13. Sperm whale.

    12. Water boatman.

    11. Moth.

    10. Female hyena.

    9. Sea slug.

    8. Donkey.

    7. Turtle.

    6. Barnacle.

    5. Tapir.

    4. Duck.

    3. Echidna.

    2. Alligator.

    1. Leopard Slug.