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11 Things We Say At Job Interviews, Translated

It's not lying. It's NOT.

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1. You say:

You mean: "I throw tantrums when I don't get my way."

2. You say:

You mean: "Thanks to the person whose job I took over leaving me $30 million of accounts to manage."

3. You say:

You mean: "They include a huge score on Guitar Hero and several moderately impressive card tricks."

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4. You say:

You mean: "I have ordered a beer in France, Spain and Germany."

5. You say:

You mean: "And if you really want further details, I'm including my pension plan, options, and the 137 nights out I put on expenses in that."

6. You say:

You mean: "Was that a coffee machine that makes macchiatos I saw by the entrance?"

7. You say:

You mean: "Security didn't even have to escort me from the building in the end."

8. You say:

You mean: "Remind me what SEO stands for again?"

9. You say:

You mean: "Right up until the moment I stopped maintaining my hall's hook-up chart."

10. You say:

You mean: "Everyone loved the #banter that time I made my sister fatter in Photoshop and tagged her on Facebook."

11. You say:

You mean: "I absolutely love watching sport."