Wow! Goodness gracious. Um.
I am really flustered right now.
Haha! You did...that!
No, please, I get it already.
Oh, there's MORE?
Golly.
What a time to be alive.
If you for whatever reason would like to own these exemplary underwear specimens, they're available here for $3.96 - $10.95. (Also for some reason the eagle ones are described as "3D Owl" which, a) not an owl, b) aren't all underpants 3D?)