1. Let's start with the basics. 2. 3. So how should women behave? 4. 5. Then come personal opinions. 6. The best part of this is how many people clearly Google simply, "I like women." 7. 8. Time for the questions! 9. Thanks, Todd Akin. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. And finally, total projection. 15. So in conclusion, women are crazy, money-grubbing, submissive, unfunny, beautiful, ugly, smart, stupid, and physically ill-equipped to do most things. And please, whatever you do, don't offer them equality.