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The crown goes without saying.
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As does the wine-glass-Mason-jar-bottle of his or her wildest dreams.
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Before the little one's arrival, make sure you're prepared.
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Every prince or princess needs a castle.
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And a ridiculously high-tech stroller.
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Or this Porsche model.
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Or your average everyday projector-and-speakers version.
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Warn the ladies of court what's to come.
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Invest in a Burberry diaper cake.
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Or a truth-telling pillow.
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Read to the baby from one of these timeless tomes.
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Buy her an outrageous carriage.
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Buy him a luxuriant mustache pacifier.
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Buy him OR her a rocking horse that tells the world what's up.
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You know what's mad fancy? A $17,000 pacifier covered in diamonds.
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Less fancy, but more affordable: a rhinestone-encrusted training toilet.
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Nothing says "I own you" like a monogrammed diaper cover.
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Invest in a fancy enamel tooth box.
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And a tea set fit for an aristocrat.
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Babies can't eat cake, but you sure can.
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If you crochet, make your little heir the ultimate in royal finery.
