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29 Gifts To Buy The Weirdest Person You Know

Buy me a denture ring so I know it's real. NSFWish.

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1. A custom birthday video from a guy covering himself in condiments.

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Order yours today.

2. A ring made of dentures.

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Get it here.

3. A ring made of dentures WITH BRACES.

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Available here.

4. A pair of fork friendship necklaces that say "Father" and "Son."

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Get 'em here.

5. A copy of The New Yorker "with the parts I actually read highlighted."

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6. A Val Kilmer paper doll.

Should note that everything in this shop costs $999.99 but worth it imho.
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Should note that everything in this shop costs $999.99 but worth it imho.

7. Face candles.

#husbandmaterial

8. A jar containing a (fake) "parasitic worm maggot extraterrestrial alien."

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Get it here.

9. Magic spells for literally anything you could ever need.

SO MANY.

10. A pair of taxidermy mice holding sea urchins.

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Available here.

11. A pair of taxidermy mice getting married.

Aww :)

12. This steampunk baby with a lamp for a face.

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Get it here.

13. This Barbie with a brain for a head.

Find it here.
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Find it here.

14. This corsage made out of condoms.

It's intended for "bridal, bachelorette, or divorce parties."

15. "SOVIET VINTAGE CONDOMS" FROM THE '80s.

They're listed as "non-use," which, fair.
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They're listed as "non-use," which, fair.

16. A latch hook pillow of a naked lady.

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Get it here.

17. A mounted and crocheted dildo.

Just like Grandma used to make.
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Just like Grandma used to make.

18. These peanut butter and jelly socks.

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Buy them here.

19. A Dave Grohl prayer candle.

There are a bunch of other celebrities as well. (Thanks to Katie Houghton for this suggestion.)
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There are a bunch of other celebrities as well. (Thanks to Katie Houghton for this suggestion.)

20. One hundred toilet paper rolls.

You never know!

21. A pickle body pillow.

Very studious.

22. A spider-lookin' mutant skeleton made from real bones.

"Ethically sourced bones from at least 10 species."
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"Ethically sourced bones from at least 10 species."

23. This pair of ~herb grinders~ featuring one friend barfing on another friend.

Get them here.
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Get them here.

24. Mugs shaped like gaping human mouths.

Looks like mouths are having a moment?
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Looks like mouths are having a moment?

25. Doll head plant markers.

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Get them here.

26. A goodly variety of prints featuring hot dogs in strange places.

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27. And also cheese curls.

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Find these here.

28. Rhino hoof boots.

If you have a spare $625.70, all your dreams are about to come true.
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If you have a spare $625.70, all your dreams are about to come true.

29. A baked potato beanbag chair.

Get it here.
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Get it here.