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21 Valentine's Gifts They'll Actually Want To Receive

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1. Rubber wine glasses for bath/poolside lounging.

Available here.
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Available here.

2. A watch that tells the damn truth.

So much better than a bajillion dollar Rolex or whatever. Get it here.
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So much better than a bajillion dollar Rolex or whatever. Get it here.

3. A bust of Ron Swanson.

So much better than a boring old desk photo of like, you.
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So much better than a boring old desk photo of like, you.

4. A light-up spatula for romantic midnight grilling.

Get it here.

5. A T-shirt that celebrates the important things in life.

Get it here.
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Get it here.

6. Lego heart necklaces.

Get the pair here.

7. This deeply moving card.

Available here.
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Available here.

8. Or this one.

Available here.
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Available here.

9. Or this one.

Get it here and send me one too plz.
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Get it here and send me one too plz.

10. A set of scalp massagers.

For when you're together and apart.
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For when you're together and apart.

11. A sleep mask that says it all.

For mornings when one of you has to wake up way earlier than the other.
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For mornings when one of you has to wake up way earlier than the other.

12. Painting lessons from Bob Ross.

Get it here.

13. A pajama-warmer.

For maximized cuddling.
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For maximized cuddling.

14. The most heartwarming necklace the world has ever seen.

"After all this time?"
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"After all this time?"

15. The world's largest Scrabble game.

In case you happen to have a spare $12K lying around.
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In case you happen to have a spare $12K lying around.

16. (Barring that, a walk-by Scrabble board for competitive couples.)

Get it here.

17. A luggage tag for the world traveler.

Or the "going home to your mom's house to do laundry" traveler.
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Or the "going home to your mom's house to do laundry" traveler.

18. Han and Leia bath towels.

Get them here.
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Get them here.

19. A selfie toaster???

Eat yr noodz.

20. Fox underpants.

Who needs lacy lingerie when something this cute exists?
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Who needs lacy lingerie when something this cute exists?

21. A pixel heart mug.

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It's dangerous to go alone.

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