21 Valentine's Gifts They'll Actually Want To Receive
Oh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.
1. Rubber wine glasses for bath/poolside lounging.
reuseit.com
Available here.
2. A watch that tells the damn truth.
amazon.com
So much better than a bajillion dollar Rolex or whatever. Get it here.
3. A bust of Ron Swanson.
thinkgeek.com
So much better than a boring old desk photo of like, you.
4. A light-up spatula for romantic midnight grilling.
grillight.com
Get it here.
7. This deeply moving card.
zazzle.com
Available here.
8. Or this one.
zazzle.com
Available here.
9. Or this one.
zazzle.com
Get it here and send me one too plz.
10. A set of scalp massagers.
amazon.com
For when you're together and apart.
11. A sleep mask that says it all.
supermarkethq.com
For mornings when one of you has to wake up way earlier than the other.
12. Painting lessons from Bob Ross.
hammacher.com
Get it here.
13. A pajama-warmer.
hammacher.com
For maximized cuddling.
15. The world's largest Scrabble game.
hammacher.com
In case you happen to have a spare $12K lying around.
16. (Barring that, a walk-by Scrabble board for competitive couples.)
hammacher.com
Get it here.
17. A luggage tag for the world traveler.
owenandfred.com
Or the "going home to your mom's house to do laundry" traveler.
18. Han and Leia bath towels.
thinkgeek.com
Get them here.
19. A selfie toaster???
hammacher.com
Eat yr noodz.
21. A pixel heart mug.
thinkgeek.com
It's dangerous to go alone.