Nifty·Posted on Jan 29, 201521 Valentine's Gifts They'll Actually Want To ReceiveOh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Rubber wine glasses for bath/poolside lounging. reuseit.com Available here. 2. A watch that tells the damn truth. amazon.com So much better than a bajillion dollar Rolex or whatever. Get it here. 3. A bust of Ron Swanson. thinkgeek.com So much better than a boring old desk photo of like, you. 4. A light-up spatula for romantic midnight grilling. grillight.com Get it here. 5. A T-shirt that celebrates the important things in life. etsy.com Get it here. 6. Lego heart necklaces. etsy.com etsy.com Get the pair here. 7. This deeply moving card. zazzle.com Available here. 8. Or this one. zazzle.com Available here. 9. Or this one. zazzle.com Get it here and send me one too plz. 10. A set of scalp massagers. amazon.com For when you're together and apart. 11. A sleep mask that says it all. supermarkethq.com For mornings when one of you has to wake up way earlier than the other. 12. Painting lessons from Bob Ross. hammacher.com Get it here. 13. A pajama-warmer. hammacher.com For maximized cuddling. 14. The most heartwarming necklace the world has ever seen. etsy.com "After all this time?" 15. The world's largest Scrabble game. hammacher.com In case you happen to have a spare $12K lying around. 16. (Barring that, a walk-by Scrabble board for competitive couples.) hammacher.com Get it here. 17. A luggage tag for the world traveler. owenandfred.com Or the "going home to your mom's house to do laundry" traveler. 18. Han and Leia bath towels. thinkgeek.com Get them here. 19. A selfie toaster??? hammacher.com Eat yr noodz. 20. Fox underpants. etsy.com Who needs lacy lingerie when something this cute exists? 21. A pixel heart mug. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF thinkgeek.com It's dangerous to go alone.