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21 Valentine's Gifts They'll Actually Want To Receive

Oh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.

1. Rubber wine glasses for bath/poolside lounging.

reuseit.com

Available here.

2. A watch that tells the damn truth.

amazon.com

So much better than a bajillion dollar Rolex or whatever. Get it here.

3. A bust of Ron Swanson.

thinkgeek.com

So much better than a boring old desk photo of like, you.

4. A light-up spatula for romantic midnight grilling.

5. A T-shirt that celebrates the important things in life.

etsy.com

Get it here.

6. Lego heart necklaces.

Get the pair here.

7. This deeply moving card.

zazzle.com

Available here.

8. Or this one.

zazzle.com

Available here.

9. Or this one.

zazzle.com

Get it here and send me one too plz.

10. A set of scalp massagers.

amazon.com

For when you're together and apart.

11. A sleep mask that says it all.

supermarkethq.com

For mornings when one of you has to wake up way earlier than the other.

12. Painting lessons from Bob Ross.

13. A pajama-warmer.

hammacher.com

For maximized cuddling.

14. The most heartwarming necklace the world has ever seen.

etsy.com

"After all this time?"

15. The world's largest Scrabble game.

hammacher.com

In case you happen to have a spare $12K lying around.

16. (Barring that, a walk-by Scrabble board for competitive couples.)

17. A luggage tag for the world traveler.

owenandfred.com

Or the "going home to your mom's house to do laundry" traveler.

18. Han and Leia bath towels.

thinkgeek.com

Get them here.

19. A selfie toaster???

20. Fox underpants.

etsy.com

Who needs lacy lingerie when something this cute exists?

21. A pixel heart mug.

thinkgeek.com

It's dangerous to go alone.

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