1. Flower bouquets are great, and balloon bouquets are the greatest. marthastewart.com Print out the letters here. 2. Your tattoos may be temporary, but your love for her is eternal. etsy.com Buy them (in tattoo or decal form) here. 3. She's wonderful for so many reasons, she deserves a corresponding number of cookies. iambaker.net iambaker.net Find out how to make these here. 4. Remind her she's a looker. etsy.com Available here. 5. Show her that no matter how old you get, you're still her kid. reddit.com 6. And you owe it all to her. etsy.com Available here. 7. Make her a memento of the incredible times you've spent together. modpodgerocksblog.com Directions here. 8. Paint her a picture of the only creature she loves more than you. reddit.com 9. Sign her up for a wine of the month club. greatclubs.com Available here. 10. Or for moms who prefer hops to tannins, a beer of the month club. greatclubs.com Available here. 11. Or a pizza of the month club! greatclubs.com This is, somewhat oddly, the most expensive option of the three. 12. Help her plant a garden. 66squarefeet.blogspot.com 13. (No matter how small.) agoldenafternoon.com Directions here. 14. And it'll be like you gave her a year's supply of flowers/herbs/whatever else belongs in a garden. notjustahousewife.net Directions for these Mason jar planters here. 15. Get her an Etsy gift card. etsy.com So she can pick out all the knick-knacks she wants. Available here. 16. Trick out her kitchen with weird gadgets. amazon.com This spiral cutter turns basically any vegetable into spaghetti. 17. Get her a bird feeder. anthropologie.com So she'll be serenaded every morning by little feathered friends (until they start to drive her absolutely bonkers). Available here. 18. Or make one yourself. craftfoxes.com Directions here. 19. Surprise her with a non-messy breakfast in bed. number-2-pencil.com Pancake pops are super easy to make. 20. Say it with toast. myfoodbook.com.au 21. Give her the gift of a good night's sleep. wildolive.blogspot.com Here's how to make the mask yourself. 22. Or the gift of relaxation. ecochicgiftbaskets.com This organic spa basket will satisfy even the hippiest of moms. 23. Or the gift of time. designsponge.com Design Sponge did a roundup of wonderful new clocks for spring. 24. Remind her how much you care every single morning. etsy.com And afternoon, and mid-afternoon, and evening. Buy it here. 25. home-shoppe.squarespace.com Find out how to make heart-shaped teabags here. 26. Not this way. etsy.com 27. Nor this one. etsy.com 28. No, like, seriously. etsy.com 29. YOU INGRATE. etsy.com From the description: "The Thanks for Nothing Mother’s Day Card is very versatile. It can be a serious card that you would give to a deadbeat mother. Or, the card can be humorous and given to a well-loved mother that has given their child the world and much more." Um, LOL? 30. Oh dear. reddit.com 31. Just keep it simple, and give her the greatest gift of all: etsy.com Buy it here.