19 Totally Bizarre Pieces Of Americana

    "O'er the laaaaaand of the [steak], and the home of the [$7.99 belly button rings]!"

    1. Steak

    2. Traffic Cones

    3. Rubik's Cube

    4. Eyeshadow

    5. Lipstick

    6. Belly Button Ring

    7. Bong

    8. Toilet Seat

    9. Uncle Sam Dog Art

    10. Uncle Sam Guinea Pig Pendant

    11. Tween Tie

    12. Diaper Cover/Tutu

    13. Secret Hollowed Out Book For Your Flask

    14. Marshmallows

    15. Color Contacts

    16. Hair

    17. Horrifying Doll

    18. Almost-As-Horrifying Doll Head Brooch

    19. Mustache Pacifiers