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17 Halloween Costumes That Will Actually Get You Laid

Give the people what they want.

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1. Someone Else's Netflix Password

SEXY

2. Money You Found in Your Pocket After Doing Laundry

SO HOT

3. The 11th Instagram Like

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WANT IT NOW

4. Nutella

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mmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmm

5. A Washing Machine in Your House

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OMG STOP

6. An Employer Who Matches Your 401(k)

THIS IS LITERALLY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE
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THIS IS LITERALLY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

7. A Nap

THE THIRST IS SO REAL
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THE THIRST IS SO REAL

8. Avocado on Everything

YuM

9. Bacon-Wrapped Everything

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yuMMyUmmm

10. Sriracha on Everything

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yUUmMyuuuuUUUmmmyUmmmM

11. Unlimited Cocktails at Brunch

::cartoon eyes pop out of face::
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::cartoon eyes pop out of face::

12. Free Pizza

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::cartoon hearts erupt from self::

13. A Vending Machine That Accidentally Dispenses Two of Whatever You Ordered

::chorus of heavenly cupids descend from on high, shooting their bows willy-nilly::
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::chorus of heavenly cupids descend from on high, shooting their bows willy-nilly::

14. Twenty More Minutes of Sleep

GOTTA HAVE IT
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GOTTA HAVE IT

15. A Flirty Fav

HUBBA HUBBA

16. An Empty Seat on the Subway That Doesn't Even Have Anything Gross on It

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10/10 WOULD BANG

17. A Chipotle Employee Who Forgot to Charge Extra for Guac

LEAVE SOME CONQUESTS FOR THE REST OF US OKAY
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LEAVE SOME CONQUESTS FOR THE REST OF US OKAY

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