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21 Things You Should Throw Away Right Now

YOU CAN DO IT. I believe in you.

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2. Your gross old shoes full of holes.


I know, they have so much sentimental value! You ran from the cops in them, that one night you were at TJ's house, and you got away! (TJ wasn't so lucky.) And maybe if you just put them through the wash — like, two or three times — and found a good cobbler, you could save them, right?

Wrong. There are many more shoes in the world and your feet will thank you for it. Toss that ish NOW. (And if you want to get rid of shoes that are in more serviceable condition, donate them to an organization like Soles4Souls.)

3. Those clothes you've had for years but just never quiiiiite got around to wearing.

If it hasn't happened yet, it's not going to happen. Sell it at your local consignment store, donate it to charity, or give it to a similarly sized friend/cousin/work buddy; whatever you do, don't let it wink out from your closet and convince you to give it *just one more* chance ever again.


6. Stacks of magazines and newspapers.


I know, you're saving them because you think you'll finally get around to reading them, or because there's an article in there you really want to show to your grandma, or because you want to make art. You will not do any of those things, ever. Save yourself literally cubic feet of space.


11. Old spices.


If you've had the same spices since college, it's probably time to toss them; they've only got a few years in them, tops. And this gives you a chance to evaluate what you actually use and want more of versus what you only bought because it seemed adult and pretty (looking at you, turmeric).


17. Old batteries and lightbulbs.

There is a certain category of junk that is small enough to kind of ignore but also relatively scary, i.e., HOW DO YOU EVEN GET RID OF IT. Here are a few options for throwing them out without bringing the environment to its knees.

19. Like 99% of whatever's in your junk drawer.

Odds are, you don't need pretty much anything that's in there (who has even consulted a slipped-under-the-door paper menu since the internet was invented?), so keep the scissors and the roll of tape and show the rest the door.


20. Your pillows.

Think about how objectively oily/hairy/gross your head is, and then imagine systematically rubbing it on something for seven to eight hours a night for years and years and years. It's time to visit Bed Bath & Beyond.