1. Balloons
Balloons are so weird... "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
2. Pets
When you think about it, having a pet is so weird. You just pick an animal you can't communicate with and live with them
3. Kissing
Kissing is actually so weird when you think about it.. "Yeah I like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your mouth for a bit"
4. Lollipops and Gum
Chewing gum and sucking on lollipops is really just eating flavored saliva have a nice day :-)
5. Taxis
Taxis are so weird when you think about it..some complete stranger driving you around
6. (Trains Too)
trains are so weird when you think about it, I mean you're basically sitting inside a metal box with hundreds of strangers
7. Trees
trees are so weird when you think about it theyre just giant sticks that grow out of the ground and we're ok with that
8. Eggs
Eggs really ain't shit but delicious chicken miscarriages when you think about it. Why is life so weird?
9. Bras
If you think about it bras are so weird it's like just hold up my boobs awhile for me thanks
10. Eyebrows
Eyebrows are so weird when you think about it, they're just lines of hair on your face
11. Fingers
When you think about it fingers are so weird. Our arms just split into other little arms
12. Tongues
tongues are so weird when u think about it like theyre literally slithery lumps of muscle in ur mouth that you rub food off to get flavours?
13. Names
Names are so weird when you think about it. Our parents pick out a noise that identifies us for the rest of our lives.
14. Hugging
When you think about it hugs are so weird. Like you just put your body on somebody else's and keep them from running away with your arms.
15. Clapping
When you think about it clapping is so weird. 'Oh I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight'
16. Crying
Crying is so weird when you think about it. You get so sad that liquid comes from your eyes
17. Sex
Sex is so weird when u think about it, like let me slam into you repeatedly w my rock hard appendage bc I love you
18. Sexting
Sexting is so weird when you think about it you're like "hey did we have math homework oh cool here's my butt"
19. Pregnancy
Pregnancy is so weird when you actually think about it. There's a human being growing inside of you like what the hell that's crazy
20. Money
When you think about it money is pretty weird it's a useless piece of printed paper and its only worth something cause we say so
21. Teachers
So weird to think about the fact that teachers exist outside of school and have lives outside of the classroom
22. Twitter
the whole concept of twitter is just so weird when you think about it like lol what are we even doing with our lives
23. Dying
'every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death' .. this is actually so weird when you think about it
24. Justin Bieber's Future Wife
Justin's future wife is doing something at the moment it's so weird when you think about it
25. Butts
why do we like butts? girls like butts, boys like butts, its weird when you think about it, whats so cute about butts?
Okay butts are so weird when you think about it. Like why is there a crack. I do not understand.
26. Christmas
When you think about it Christmas is so weird, like it's suddenly acceptable to have a fully grown tree in your living room
27. Laughing
laughing is pretty weird when you think about it. but i guess so is everything. maybe just don't think about anything ever.
