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Violate the sanctity of the express checkout.
2.
And cut the hallowed line.
4.
Ignore one of society's most basic rules.
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Extreme-coupon a little too extremely.
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Make the same hilarious joke as every other living human.
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Try to fill a void with a hapless employee.
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Take a long, long journey.
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Get creative while putting things back.
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Leave a trail of chaos.
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Pay with sweat-marinated money.
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Treat the store as your personal trashcan.
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And totally jump the gun.