1. Violate the sanctity of the express checkout.
2. And cut the hallowed line.
4. Ignore one of society's most basic rules.
5. Party too hard.
6. Extreme-coupon a little too extremely.
7. Lob projectiles.
8. Make the same hilarious joke as every other living human.
9. Try to fill a void with a hapless employee.
10. Take a long, long journey.
11. Get creative while putting things back.
12. Leave a trail of chaos.
13. Move in.
14. Be a bird.
15. Pay with sweat-marinated money.
16. Treat the store as your personal trashcan.
17. And totally jump the gun.
