Vivienne Westwood walked the runway at her London Fashion Week show over the weekend wearing a Sharpie'd moustache and monocle, pantyhose OVER her shorts, and what looks like a Bedazzled beret.
But lo — THIS GUY.
There's still another day of shows to go, but I'm pretty sure this is it.
Because she is awesome and can totally pull this off.
Who appears to be wearing a Snakes 'n' Ladders board with nothing underneath. It's a feat of engineering Westwood would no doubt admire.
Thanks to Refinery 29 for the catch.