1. A bag of all yellow Starbursts.
2. Socks that look like you're wearing sandals.
3. A bottle opener fedora.
4. A 55-gallon keg of lube.
5. A shockingly realistic scrotum backpack.
6. A vape disguised as an inhaler.
7. This mug fit only for the dregs of humanity.
8. Jean underpants.
9. A card that won't stop playing music.
11. A Hogwarts acceptance letter.
