1. A bag of all yellow Starbursts.

2. Socks that look like you're wearing sandals.

3. A bottle opener fedora.

4. A 55-gallon keg of lube.

5. A shockingly realistic scrotum backpack.

6. A vape disguised as an inhaler.

7. This mug fit only for the dregs of humanity.

8. Jean underpants.

9. A card that won't stop playing music.

11. A Hogwarts acceptance letter.
