Nifty·Posted on Nov 4, 201523 Gifts You Need To Ask For This YearThe holidays will be here before you know it, so it's time to start dropping hints.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A portable pizza pouch. stupidiotic.com Get it here. 2. A cooler you can ride everywhere. hammacher.com If you have a spare thousand bucks. 3. A human-size bowling ball set. hammacher.com Get it here. 4. A selfie toaster. hammacher.com Get it here. 5. And while you're at it: a toast retriever. amazon.com Get this finger-saving device here. 6. A mistletoe drone. hammacher.com Why wait for fate to position you and your boo at the right moment? Get it here. 7. A mini–basketball game mug. hammacher.com Buy it here. 8. A briefcase barbecue. hammacher.com Available here. 9. A chess set made of succulent planters. myminifactory.com Find out more here. 10. Or a chess set made of shots. etsy.com Gooooooood luck. 11. A Nutella jar lock. ebay.de Necessary AF. 12. Magnets to transform your fridge into a Gameboy. amazon.com Get 'em here. 13. A disturbingly realistic goldfish-shaped lollipop. ame-shin.com / Via thisiswhyimbroke.com idk. 14. A popcorn bowl that sifts out the kernels. uncommongoods.com Get it here. 15. A cat-scratch pad that looks like a laptop. uncommongoods.com Muffin will never know the difference. 16. Lightsaber chopsticks. amazon.com May the pho be with you. 17. A 360-degree dog washer. woofwasher360.com / Via thisiswhyimbroke.com Available here. 18. Light-up shoes for grown-ups. etsy.com Adulthood isn't so bad after all. 19. Sudoku toilet paper. amazon.com amazon.com For those horrifying moments when you forget to bring your phone. 20. A brownie pan entirely made of edges. amazon.com Math is useful. 21. Pizza bedding. e-bowclth.com I bet you're great in bed. 22. A wearable air mattress. japantrendshop.com Get it here but you have only yourself to blame if you get fired. 23. A calendar made of bubble wrap. uncommongoods.com Here's to the most delightfully satisfying year yet.