1. A portable pizza pouch.
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Get it here.
2. A cooler you can ride everywhere.
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If you have a spare thousand bucks.
3. A human-size bowling ball set.
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Get it here.
4. A selfie toaster.
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Get it here.
5. And while you're at it: a toast retriever.
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Get this finger-saving device here.
6. A mistletoe drone.
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Why wait for fate to position you and your boo at the right moment? Get it here.
7. A mini–basketball game mug.
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Buy it here.
8. A briefcase barbecue.
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Available here.
9. A chess set made of succulent planters.
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Find out more here.
11. A Nutella jar lock.
12. Magnets to transform your fridge into a Gameboy.
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Get 'em here.
13. A disturbingly realistic goldfish-shaped lollipop.
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idk.
14. A popcorn bowl that sifts out the kernels.
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Get it here.
15. A cat-scratch pad that looks like a laptop.
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Muffin will never know the difference.
16. Lightsaber chopsticks.
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May the pho be with you.
17. A 360-degree dog washer.
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Available here.
20. A brownie pan entirely made of edges.
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Math is useful.
21. Pizza bedding.
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I bet you're great in bed.
22. A wearable air mattress.
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Get it here but you have only yourself to blame if you get fired.
23. A calendar made of bubble wrap.
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Here's to the most delightfully satisfying year yet.
