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23 Gifts You Need To Ask For This Year

The holidays will be here before you know it, so it's time to start dropping hints.

1. A portable pizza pouch.

2. A cooler you can ride everywhere.

If you have a spare thousand bucks.

3. A human-size bowling ball set.

4. A selfie toaster.

5. And while you're at it: a toast retriever.

Get this finger-saving device here.

6. A mistletoe drone.

Why wait for fate to position you and your boo at the right moment? Get it here.

7. A mini–basketball game mug.

8. A briefcase barbecue.

Available here.

9. A chess set made of succulent planters.

Find out more here.

10. Or a chess set made of shots.

Gooooooood luck.

11. A Nutella jar lock.

12. Magnets to transform your fridge into a Gameboy.

Get 'em here.

13. A disturbingly realistic goldfish-shaped lollipop.

14. A popcorn bowl that sifts out the kernels.

15. A cat-scratch pad that looks like a laptop.

16. Lightsaber chopsticks.

May the pho be with you.

17. A 360-degree dog washer.

18. Light-up shoes for grown-ups.

Adulthood isn't so bad after all.

19. Sudoku toilet paper.

For those horrifying moments when you forget to bring your phone.

20. A brownie pan entirely made of edges.

Math is useful.

21. Pizza bedding.

I bet you're great in bed.

22. A wearable air mattress.

Get it here but you have only yourself to blame if you get fired.

23. A calendar made of bubble wrap.

Here's to the most delightfully satisfying year yet.