9. Holden Caulfield
Between the premature greying, the crippling self-doubt, and the fact that he’d call you a phony at least 10000000 times while simultaneously trying to grab your breast and then if you’re lucky drunk dial you from a payphone in the middle of the night? Cool.
2. Jimmy Jimmereeno
Just because he’s imaginary and lives in Connecticut doesn’t mean he’s not totally loyal. Sucks about the car.
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- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good🛀