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    Posted on Nov 27, 2016

    19 Totally R-Rated Holiday Cards

    I saw Mommy [redacted] Santa Claus...

    1. This testicular card.

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    2. This punny card.

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    3. This card that coined a whole new holiday.

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    4. This card that will ruin your childhood.

    5. This subtle card.

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    Get it from Etsy for $4.50.

    6. And this not-so-subtle card.

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    7. This interactive card.

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    8. This British card.

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    Get it from Etsy for $4.15.

    9. This card that makes a really good point.

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    10. This innuendo-filled card.

    11. And this one.

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    12. And this one.

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    13. This anatomically correct(ish) card.

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    14. This card for the Chosen.

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    15. This card that offers a year-round invitation.

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    16. This caroling card.

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    17. This advent calendar, for when one card isn't enough.

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    18. This card that tells it like it is.

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    19. And this extremely straightforward card.

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