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    28 Places With Absolutely Perfect Names

    I want to go to there.

    1. This very specific drugstore.

    2. This defiant froyo shop.

    3. This brutally honest restaurant.

    4. And this one.

    5. Aaaaand this one.

    6. This delightful outdoor space.

    7. This apologetic tattoo parlor.

    8. This street that just doesn't care.

    9. This salon that will not take your crap.

    10. This literary video store.

    11. This tech-savvy optometrist.

    12. This musically-inclined salon.

    13. This gaseous park.

    14. This boat that tells it like it is.

    15. Same with this bus.

    16. This bait shop that appreciates the simpler things in life.

    17. Ditto this kiosk.

    18. This straight-shooting hardware store.

    19. This town that is pure as the driven snow.

    20. And this motel that is not.

    21. This beauty parlor that's lost the will to live.

    22. This tattoo parlor that knows the true meaning of pain.

    23. This lil guy.

    24. And this big one.

    25. This doomed restaurant.

    26. This salon that thinks you look great.

    27. This town that doesn't even know who it is anymore.

    28. This county that knows exactly who it is.