1.
One hour all alone in the supermarket of your choice.
2.
A Tinder filter that only shows you people with in-unit laundry.
3.
A fast-pass that allows you to cut the line at viral bakeries, museum exhibits, and Sweetgreen.
4.
Subway-grime-repelling pants.
6.
A watch that tells you exactly where to board the subway in order to make transferring/disembarking a breeze.
7.
An invisibility cloak so tourists don't ask for directions.
8.
An endowed chair at your local bar.
9.
An automatically raising and lowering umbrella.
11.
An automatically refilling coffee cup.
14.
A dog-on-demand delivery service.
15.
A kindly personal chauffeur.
16.
High heels that actually feel like Uggs.