1. This floating hammock.
2. And this floating speaker.
3. And this floating bar situation.
4. This blanket that repels mosquitoes.
5. This instant deck table.
6. This bizarre yet slightly ingenious beach lounger.
7. This wholly massive beach ball.
8. This inflatable waterborne jungle gym.
9. A PIZZA TOWEL.
10. And/or this pizza bikini.
11. Don't worry, there are swim trunks too.
12. Also: pizza rafts.
13. If you're sick of all the pizza in this post, here is a healthier option.
14. This prank shark fin.
15. This watermelon bag that looks way too cute to be a cooler.
16. This plate that holds everything you could possibly want to consume.
17. This portable badminton net.
19. This backpack that can hold an entire picnic.
20. This collapsible bunk bed.
21. This tent that transforms any truck bed.
22. This roller applicator for sunscreen.
To avoid getting lotion on your hands, and to make the whole annoying-but-necessary experience just slightly more pleasant.
23. This beer pong table you can take literally anywhere.
I mean, anywhere it's not wholly unreasonable to play beer pong.