Telling someone how much you care can be a daunting task. This Valentine's Day, say it with...
1. Caffeine.

2. Cheese.

3. Pizza.

4. SCIENCE.

5. Gateway drugs.

6. Adorable woodland critters.

7. School supplies.

8. A Golden Girl.

9. Garbage.

10. Nature.

11. Condiments.

12. Other condiments.

13. Cats!

14. Kitchen supplies.

15. A German philosopher.

16. An obsolete yet still strangely popular writing instrument.

17. A mode of transportation.

18. Blushing fruits.

19. Melted chocolate.

20. Military force.

21. Sea creatures.

22. More cheese.

23. More school supplies.

24. More caffeine.

25. A lady sheep.

26. A lady pig.

27. Vietnamese noodles.

28. A kindly yet fearsome Norseman.

29. Charles Darwin.

30. And with the most romantic gesture of all: cold, hard cash.
