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17 Matzoh-Inspired Crafts You Can Own

Just in time for Passover. Because the best skateboards and iPhone cases are unleavened.

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15. Matzoh Spreading Knives

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Perfect for spreading butter or jam on your fourth piece of matzoh of the day, weeping internally as your goyish friends chow down on bagels and cupcakes. Available here.

17. Matzoh Dishwasher Cover

traditionsjewishgifts.com

It starts in the kitchen, and before you know it your whole house will be covered in matzoh. Your town will be matzoh. Your friends, lovers, and children will be matzoh. Your life will be matzoh. Available here.