Nifty·Posted on Feb 27, 201317 Matzoh-Inspired Crafts You Can OwnJust in time for Passover. Because the best skateboards and iPhone cases are unleavened.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Matzoh Apron etsy.com To keep matzoh crumbs from getting all over your matzoh dress. Buy it here. 2. Matzoh Baby Onesie etsy.com To show the world that your precious offspring is, in fact, kosher for Passover. Available here. 3. Matzoh Skateboard zazzle.com XCORE. Available here. 4. Matzoh House for Your Collection of Adorable Anthropomorphized Plagues etsy.com Locusts have never looked so huggable. Available here. 5. Matzoap etsy.com It's soap. It's also vegan, so, cool. 6. Matzoh Yarmulke etsy.com Available here. 7. Matzoh Tie moderntribe.com For the dad who has everything, except yeast. Available here. 8. Seder Earrings etsy.com Available here. 9. Matzoh Lumbar Pillow zazzle.com Perfect for reclining during your seder. Available here. 10. Matzoh iPhone Case etsy.com Available here. 11. Matzoh Manicure fuckyeahnailart.tumblr.com This is not, strictly speaking, a craft, but it IS wondrous and terrifying. Find out how to do it at Fuck Yeah Nail Art. 12. Matzoh Napkin Rings designmegillah.com The best part of this DIY is that the instructions suggest going to your local copy store and photocopying a piece of real matzoh. 13. Matzoh Baby Outfit zazzle.com That's up for debate. Available here. 14. Matzoh Toilet Seat Cover traditionsjewishgifts.com Not to be indelicate, but again: debatable. Available here. 15. Matzoh Spreading Knives judaicaspecialties.com Perfect for spreading butter or jam on your fourth piece of matzoh of the day, weeping internally as your goyish friends chow down on bagels and cupcakes. Available here. 16. Matzoh Playing Cards moderntribe.com "Go gefiltefish!" Available here. 17. Matzoh Dishwasher Cover traditionsjewishgifts.com It starts in the kitchen, and before you know it your whole house will be covered in matzoh. Your town will be matzoh. Your friends, lovers, and children will be matzoh. Your life will be matzoh. Available here.