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    Posted on Feb 27, 2013

    17 Matzoh-Inspired Crafts You Can Own

    Just in time for Passover. Because the best skateboards and iPhone cases are unleavened.

    1. Matzoh Apron

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    To keep matzoh crumbs from getting all over your matzoh dress. Buy it here.

    2. Matzoh Baby Onesie

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    To show the world that your precious offspring is, in fact, kosher for Passover. Available here.

    3. Matzoh Skateboard

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    XCORE. Available here.

    4. Matzoh House for Your Collection of Adorable Anthropomorphized Plagues

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    Locusts have never looked so huggable. Available here.

    5. Matzoap

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    It's soap. It's also vegan, so, cool.

    6. Matzoh Yarmulke

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    Available here.

    7. Matzoh Tie

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    For the dad who has everything, except yeast. Available here.

    8. Seder Earrings

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    Available here.

    9. Matzoh Lumbar Pillow

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    Perfect for reclining during your seder. Available here.

    10. Matzoh iPhone Case

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    Available here.

    11. Matzoh Manicure

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    This is not, strictly speaking, a craft, but it IS wondrous and terrifying. Find out how to do it at Fuck Yeah Nail Art.

    12. Matzoh Napkin Rings

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    The best part of this DIY is that the instructions suggest going to your local copy store and photocopying a piece of real matzoh.

    13. Matzoh Baby Outfit

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    That's up for debate. Available here.

    14. Matzoh Toilet Seat Cover

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    Not to be indelicate, but again: debatable. Available here.

    15. Matzoh Spreading Knives

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    Perfect for spreading butter or jam on your fourth piece of matzoh of the day, weeping internally as your goyish friends chow down on bagels and cupcakes. Available here.

    16. Matzoh Playing Cards

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    "Go gefiltefish!" Available here.

    17. Matzoh Dishwasher Cover

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    It starts in the kitchen, and before you know it your whole house will be covered in matzoh. Your town will be matzoh. Your friends, lovers, and children will be matzoh. Your life will be matzoh. Available here.

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