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    Posted on Jun 19, 2013

    Martha Stewart Is A Marvelous, Crazy Twitter Wizard

    The original domestic-goddess-cum-entrepreneur also tweets like a boss.

    1.

    Did I say how good the crawfish etoufee was?#superbowlfood

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Did I say how good the crawfish etoufee was?#superbowlfood

    2.

    Who proclaimed thanksgiving a holiday and when????

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Who proclaimed thanksgiving a holiday and when????

    3.

    princess peony has taken to being an "urn cat" loves the cold marble

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    princess peony has taken to being an "urn cat" loves the cold marble

    4.

    WE HAD A WONDERFUL EMPLOYEE LUNCH TODAY- FARM EMPLOYEES- AT THE BEDFORD POST-ONION SOUP,MUSSELS,HAMBURGERS,PANNA COTTA,CHEESECAKE- FUN!

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    WE HAD A WONDERFUL EMPLOYEE LUNCH TODAY- FARM EMPLOYEES- AT THE BEDFORD POST-ONION SOUP,MUSSELS,HAMBURGERS,PANNA COTTA,CHEESECAKE- FUN!

    5.

    it is so passe to think that tweeting in CAPS IS YELLING??? who made up that rule? i just like how it looked - it got your attention!

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    it is so passe to think that tweeting in CAPS IS YELLING??? who made up that rule? i just like how it looked - it got your attention!

    6.

    Ryan seacrest is on instagram right now kissing my dog ghenghis khan-champion chow chow! Ryan did you know my dog?????

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Ryan seacrest is on instagram right now kissing my dog ghenghis khan-champion chow chow! Ryan did you know my dog?????

    7.

    Do any of you Russian tweeters tweet in english? Did twitter just start in Russia? All of a sudden I have many russian friends

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Do any of you Russian tweeters tweet in english? Did twitter just start in Russia? All of a sudden I have many russian friends

    8.

    Had fun meeting two suitors from match .com and next steps underway. So far so good!

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Had fun meeting two suitors from match .com and next steps underway. So far so good!

    GET IT GIRL.

    9.

    I am entertaining the LG people at my home tonight. Do you own an LG and do you know what LG means?

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    I am entertaining the LG people at my home tonight. Do you own an LG and do you know what LG means?

    10.

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Did my question about LG get to you?

    11.

    Eddy is Marc's favorite ex-Porn star. Prada is his favorite designer.

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Eddy is Marc's favorite ex-Porn star. Prada is his favorite designer.

    (Marc Jacobs, that is.)

    12.

    What are you cooking for memorial day? Are you trying something new? Going with old favorites? It is my day to eat a hamburger and a hotdog

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    What are you cooking for memorial day? Are you trying something new? Going with old favorites? It is my day to eat a hamburger and a hotdog

    13.

    Ghenghis the chow,and francesca and sharkey awaiting a trip to the grocery store. GKloves the snow, the girls not happy

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Ghenghis the chow,and francesca and sharkey awaiting a trip to the grocery store. GKloves the snow, the girls not happy

    14.

    Yolo is actually up for "word of the year". Will my ipad version of scrabble accept that?

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Yolo is actually up for "word of the year". Will my ipad version of scrabble accept that?

    15.

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

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    16.

    Can I retweet? Is my blackberry misspelling horribly this morning or is it because I am typing as my mascara is being applied?

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    Can I retweet? Is my blackberry misspelling horribly this morning or is it because I am typing as my mascara is being applied?

    17.

    I have been asked to follow many of you and I apologize that I have not done so. I have good excuses one of which is too little time sorry

    Martha Stewart

    @MarthaStewart

    I have been asked to follow many of you and I apologize that I have not done so. I have good excuses one of which is too little time sorry

    It's Martha's world and the rest of us are just living in it.

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