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    Jan 9, 2015

    19 Magic Spells You Can Buy On Etsy

    Money, sex, and unimaginable happiness are just mere clicks away. (This post contains a picture of a butt.)

    1. Erection Enhancement

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    He looks so sad!

    2. Life Extension

    3. Haunt Someone's Dreams

    4. Anti-Aging

    5. Get Out of the Friend Zone

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    First let's talk about those flip-flops, pal.

    6. Revenge Against Your Ex

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    That'll show her.

    7. Hide a Secret

    8. Booty Enhancement

    10. Control Someone's Will

    11. Academic Success

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    That's....not how a diploma works?

    12. Fertility Enhancement

    13. Increase Sex Power

    14. Make Someone Love You

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    Way more efficient than Tinder.

    15. Health Improvement

    16. Win the Lottery

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    So really you're losing money by NOT buying this.

    17. Break Bad Habits

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    No more mug soufflés for you!

    18. Weight Loss

    19. Hex Reversal

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    In case someone tries to pull one of these on you.

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