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15 Extremely Mad Etsy Cats

There are sad Etsy dogs, and even sadder Etsy boyfriends, but these cats are beyond fed up with your crap.

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1. This fuming pod-dweller.

"GET. ME. OUT."
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"GET. ME. OUT."

2. This enraged toy-destroyer.

"Just wait till you see what I'm going to do to your hands."
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"Just wait till you see what I'm going to do to your hands."

3. This seething ballerina.

"I WILL BLACK SWAN YOU SO HARD."
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"I WILL BLACK SWAN YOU SO HARD."

4. This vengeful guard of piles.

"These are the limbs of mine enemies."
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"These are the limbs of mine enemies."

5. This cat who hates his fez.

"It doesn't even keep me warm, you sociopath."
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"It doesn't even keep me warm, you sociopath."

6. This cat who loathes his Santa hat.

7. This wrathful king.

8. This steamed Sharknado.

"Just let it die already, okay?!"
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"Just let it die already, okay?!"

9. This cat who doesn't think your felted rendering of her is at all accurate.

"I have MUCH more definition in my thighs."
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"I have MUCH more definition in my thighs."

10. This cat who would rather sleep in the goddamned gutter than in this piece of garbage.

11. And this one who would rather freeze than wear polar fleece.

12. This categorically-not-a-lion.

"I'M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, AM I?"
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"I'M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, AM I?"

13. This unimpressed dandy.

14. This cat who is going to poop on every last one of your Christmas gifts.

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good FUCK YOU."
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"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good FUCK YOU."

15. This cat who REALLY doesn't think you want to know what happens when he gets out.

Hint: it involves the steady destruction of everything you've ever loved.
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Hint: it involves the steady destruction of everything you've ever loved.

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