21 Products That Will Let Everyone Know You've Made It In Life

    If you happen to have a spare million or two.

    Alanna Okun
    by Alanna Okun

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. A hot tub boat.

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    Hey I heard you like water so I put some water in your water.

    2. A life-size T-rex skeleton.

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    It may be a replica but at least its name is Stan.

    3. A self-twirling spaghetti fork.

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    Fancy people shouldn't have to twirl their own spaghetti.

    4. A guitar doorbell.

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    Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

    5. A nap pod.

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    The future is naps.

    6. Also one for your dog.

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    "I tire of this butt-sniffing."

    7. A hands-free wine glass holder.

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    To make buffet hopping a drunken breeze.

    8. The world's largest puzzle.

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    Send your enemies a-scattering with this 32,256 piece monstrosity.

    9. Modular bookshelf furniture.

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    Because if your chair doesn't have space for books, it's space wasted.

    10. A light-up zipline.

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    WHY SHOULD FUN STOP AT DUSK???

    11. A personal pie maker.

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    Although I guess really every pie is a personal pie if you ~believe~.

    12. A robot that mops up for you.

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    Take THAT, Roombas.

    13. A robot that BRINGS YOU BEER.

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    Srsly Roomba YOU GOT NOTHING.

    14. A sleeping bag suit.

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    Always. Be. Napping.

    15. A bathtub planetarium.

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    Why should space get to have all the celestial fun.

    16. A "luminous sky portal".

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    Don't ask questions.

    17. A self-stirring chocolate milk mug.

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    Only PEASANTS mix their own Nesquik.

    18. A wineglass that holds an entire bottle-ful.

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    Yep, sounds just about right.

    19. A self-cleaning litter box.

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    To save you and your feline pal some dignity.

    20. A 3D latte art maker.

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    Boop boop beep boop.

    21. A submarine sports car.

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    $2,000,000 is nothing when you're married to the sea.