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21 Products That Will Let Everyone Know You've Made It In Life

If you happen to have a spare million or two.

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1. A hot tub boat.

Hey I heard you like water so I put some water in your water.
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Hey I heard you like water so I put some water in your water.

2. A life-size T-rex skeleton.

It may be a replica but at least its name is Stan.
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It may be a replica but at least its name is Stan.

3. A self-twirling spaghetti fork.

Fancy people shouldn't have to twirl their own spaghetti.
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Fancy people shouldn't have to twirl their own spaghetti.

4. A guitar doorbell.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
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Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

5. A nap pod.

The future is naps.
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The future is naps.

6. Also one for your dog.

"I tire of this butt-sniffing."
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"I tire of this butt-sniffing."

7. A hands-free wine glass holder.

To make buffet hopping a drunken breeze.
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To make buffet hopping a drunken breeze.

8. The world's largest puzzle.

Send your enemies a-scattering with this 32,256 piece monstrosity.
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Send your enemies a-scattering with this 32,256 piece monstrosity.

9. Modular bookshelf furniture.

Because if your chair doesn't have space for books, it's space wasted.

10. A light-up zipline.

WHY SHOULD FUN STOP AT DUSK???
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WHY SHOULD FUN STOP AT DUSK???

11. A personal pie maker.

Although I guess really every pie is a personal pie if you ~believe~.
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Although I guess really every pie is a personal pie if you ~believe~.

12. A robot that mops up for you.

Take THAT, Roombas.

13. A robot that BRINGS YOU BEER.

Srsly Roomba YOU GOT NOTHING.
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Srsly Roomba YOU GOT NOTHING.

14. A sleeping bag suit.

Always. Be. Napping.
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Always. Be. Napping.

15. A bathtub planetarium.

Why should space get to have all the celestial fun.
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Why should space get to have all the celestial fun.

16. A "luminous sky portal".

Don't ask questions.
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Don't ask questions.

17. A self-stirring chocolate milk mug.

Only PEASANTS mix their own Nesquik.
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Only PEASANTS mix their own Nesquik.

18. A wineglass that holds an entire bottle-ful.

Yep, sounds just about right.
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Yep, sounds just about right.

19. A self-cleaning litter box.

To save you and your feline pal some dignity.
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To save you and your feline pal some dignity.

20. A 3D latte art maker.

Boop boop beep boop.
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Boop boop beep boop.

21. A submarine sports car.

$2,000,000 is nothing when you're married to the sea.
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$2,000,000 is nothing when you're married to the sea.