21 Products That Will Let Everyone Know You've Made It In Life

If you happen to have a spare million or two.

1. A hot tub boat.

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Hey I heard you like water so I put some water in your water.

2. A life-size T-rex skeleton.

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It may be a replica but at least its name is Stan.

3. A self-twirling spaghetti fork.

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Fancy people shouldn't have to twirl their own spaghetti.

4. A guitar doorbell.

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

5. A nap pod.

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The future is naps.

6. Also one for your dog.

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"I tire of this butt-sniffing."

7. A hands-free wine glass holder.

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To make buffet hopping a drunken breeze.

8. The world's largest puzzle.

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Send your enemies a-scattering with this 32,256 piece monstrosity.

9. Modular bookshelf furniture.

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Because if your chair doesn't have space for books, it's space wasted.

10. A light-up zipline.

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WHY SHOULD FUN STOP AT DUSK???

11. A personal pie maker.

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Although I guess really every pie is a personal pie if you ~believe~.

12. A robot that mops up for you.

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Take THAT, Roombas.

13. A robot that BRINGS YOU BEER.

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Srsly Roomba YOU GOT NOTHING.

14. A sleeping bag suit.

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Always. Be. Napping.

15. A bathtub planetarium.

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Why should space get to have all the celestial fun.

16. A "luminous sky portal".

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Don't ask questions.

17. A self-stirring chocolate milk mug.

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Only PEASANTS mix their own Nesquik.

18. A wineglass that holds an entire bottle-ful.

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Yep, sounds just about right.

19. A self-cleaning litter box.

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To save you and your feline pal some dignity.

20. A 3D latte art maker.

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Boop boop beep boop.

21. A submarine sports car.

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$2,000,000 is nothing when you're married to the sea.