1. A hot tub boat. hammacher.com Hey I heard you like water so I put some water in your water. 2. A life-size T-rex skeleton. hammacher.com It may be a replica but at least its name is Stan. 3. A self-twirling spaghetti fork. hammacher.com Fancy people shouldn't have to twirl their own spaghetti. 4. A guitar doorbell. hammacher.com Anyway, here's Wonderwall. 5. A nap pod. hammacher.com The future is naps. 6. Also one for your dog. skymall.com "I tire of this butt-sniffing." 7. A hands-free wine glass holder. hammacher.com To make buffet hopping a drunken breeze. 8. The world's largest puzzle. hammacher.com Send your enemies a-scattering with this 32,256 piece monstrosity. 9. Modular bookshelf furniture. skymall.com skymall.com Because if your chair doesn't have space for books, it's space wasted. 10. A light-up zipline. skymall.com WHY SHOULD FUN STOP AT DUSK??? 11. A personal pie maker. williams-sonoma.com Although I guess really every pie is a personal pie if you ~believe~. 12. A robot that mops up for you. japantrendshop.com Take THAT, Roombas. 13. A robot that BRINGS YOU BEER. skymall.com Srsly Roomba YOU GOT NOTHING. 14. A sleeping bag suit. hammacher.com Always. Be. Napping. 15. A bathtub planetarium. japantrendshop.com Why should space get to have all the celestial fun. 16. A "luminous sky portal". hammacher.com Don't ask questions. 17. A self-stirring chocolate milk mug. hammacher.com Only PEASANTS mix their own Nesquik. 18. A wineglass that holds an entire bottle-ful. hammacher.com Yep, sounds just about right. 19. A self-cleaning litter box. skymall.com To save you and your feline pal some dignity. 20. A 3D latte art maker. japantrendshop.com Boop boop beep boop. 21. A submarine sports car. hammacher.com $2,000,000 is nothing when you're married to the sea.