1. When this bar opened.
2. When it was Clint's birthday.
3. When justice was served cold.
4. During this high-stakes tournament.
5. And this pool party.
6. And this customer service survey.
7. When bum calories reared their ugly head.
8. When a children's toy went oh so wrong.
9. And when an iPhone game took a turn for the sleazy.
10. When the holidays lost their festive glow.
11. When your love for your aunt faded away.
12. When lunchtime sucked.
13. When this barber shop seemed...kind of dangerous?
14. When this computer shop went above and beyond the call of duty.
15. When this corner store sold LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
16. When this summertime frolic went oh so wrong.
17. When this happened.
It might have been 'shopped, but let it serve as a grave reminder: Without proper typography, nothing separates us from the animals.