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21 Tricks Every Non-Morning Person Should Know

Don't talk to me right now.

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9. If you own a coffee maker with a preset option, have it start brewing a few minutes before you're supposed to wake up.


The smell and the promise of caffeine-y goodness will coax you out of bed, as well as eliminate one little task.

10. Hungover? Not anymore.

Blowfish claims to "address multiple hangover symptoms at once — headache, upset stomach, and fatigue." Can't be worse than sitting in the shower while your head throbs.


13. Drink a glass of water right after you wake up.


It'll speed your metabolism and help rehydrate you after a long night of NO LIQUIDS AT ALL.

(And this is ~not~ scientific but if you try to go back to sleep after that, chances are you'll have to pee and be forced out of bed anyway.)

15. Leave important reminders on your bag or keys.

Or anything that you can't possibly leave the house without.

16. Or if you're EXTRA forgetful, put your keys or purse on the thing you want to remember.

The drawback here is that you might forget your lunch as well as the sole way to access your house/car. Live on the edge.


20. Have a baby.


This is not so much a trick as a side effect; bringing a squalling poop factory into your life is a surefire way to never (be able to) laze around in bed again.


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