1. This chocolate bar that's actually a lighter. 90skid.com / Via weheartit.com Get it here. 2. And these tools that are actually chocolate. firebox.com Available here. 3. This fake money-shredder that's actually a bank. japantrendshop.com No actual money harmed. 4. This old-school phone that doesn't make calls but does contain booze. etsy.com You can even get it personalized. 5. And this purse that secretly dispenses wine. firebox.com Get it here. 6. These chicken nuggets that are actually soap!!!! etsy.com Don't eat them!!!! What a world! 7. And these chocolates! Also soap! etsy.com I'm feeling really weird looking at this picture because, like, it's making me hungry but I know it's soap? The human brain is a rich tapestry. 8. OK, one more: SUSHI SOAP. etsy.com How lucky we are to be alive right now. 9. This lightbulb-lookin' candle. systemdesignstudio.bigcartel.com Take that, modernity. 10. This suntan lotion bottle that can hold all your valuables. firebox.com Take that, burglars! 11. This fork that's also a pen. amazon.com V efficient. 12. There's a spoon, too. amazon.com Get it here. 13. And a drill bit? amazon.com Hey, whatever tickles your fancy. 14. Make any gift a surprise in one of these fake boxes. prankpack.com They're available from Prank Pack. 15. There's also a video game version. prankpack.com Although tbh I would play the HECK out of a game called Birdwatcher 4: Pacific Northwest. 16. This card that never stops playing music. firebox.com Even if it's torn up. 17. And this ice cream cone that's secretly a vibrator. firebox.com Well done, society.