1. This chocolate bar that's actually a lighter.
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Get it here.
2. And these tools that are actually chocolate.
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Available here.
3. This fake money-shredder that's actually a bank.
4. This old-school phone that doesn't make calls but does contain booze.
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You can even get it personalized.
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5. And this purse that secretly dispenses wine.
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Get it here.
6. These chicken nuggets that are actually soap!!!!
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Don't eat them!!!! What a world!
7. And these chocolates! Also soap!
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I'm feeling really weird looking at this picture because, like, it's making me hungry but I know it's soap? The human brain is a rich tapestry.
8. OK, one more: SUSHI SOAP.
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How lucky we are to be alive right now.
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9. This lightbulb-lookin' candle.
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Take that, modernity.
10. This suntan lotion bottle that can hold all your valuables.
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Take that, burglars!
11. This fork that's also a pen.
12. There's a spoon, too.
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Get it here.
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13. And a drill bit?
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Hey, whatever tickles your fancy.
14. Make any gift a surprise in one of these fake boxes.
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They're available from Prank Pack.
15. There's also a video game version.
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Although tbh I would play the HECK out of a game called Birdwatcher 4: Pacific Northwest.
16. This card that never stops playing music.
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Even if it's torn up.
17. And this ice cream cone that's secretly a vibrator.
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Well done, society.
