1. This chocolate bar that's actually a lighter.
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Get it here.
2. And these tools that are actually chocolate.
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Available here.
3. This fake money-shredder that's actually a bank.
4. This old-school phone that doesn't make calls but does contain booze.
etsy.com
You can even get it personalized.
5. And this purse that secretly dispenses wine.
firebox.com
Get it here.
6. These chicken nuggets that are actually soap!!!!
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Don't eat them!!!! What a world!
7. And these chocolates! Also soap!
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I'm feeling really weird looking at this picture because, like, it's making me hungry but I know it's soap? The human brain is a rich tapestry.
8. OK, one more: SUSHI SOAP.
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How lucky we are to be alive right now.
9. This lightbulb-lookin' candle.
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Take that, modernity.
10. This suntan lotion bottle that can hold all your valuables.
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Take that, burglars!
11. This fork that's also a pen.
12. There's a spoon, too.
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Get it here.
13. And a drill bit?
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Hey, whatever tickles your fancy.
14. Make any gift a surprise in one of these fake boxes.
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They're available from Prank Pack.
15. There's also a video game version.
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Although tbh I would play the HECK out of a game called Birdwatcher 4: Pacific Northwest.
16. This card that never stops playing music.
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Even if it's torn up.
17. And this ice cream cone that's secretly a vibrator.
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Well done, society.