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    How To Throw A (Relatively) Classy Bachelorette Party

    Nary a manhood-shaped popsicle nor pasty in sight.

    1. Instead of some lame bar, go to a BYOB art class.

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    Studios, like New York City's Paint Along, are starting to pop up across the country and offer group rates for private parties.

    2. Up the ante with a *figure-drawing* class.

    It's halfway between going to a strip club and a museum, amirite?

    3. Or a cooking class.

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    This "DJ Chef" cooking class looks especially promising.

    4. Class up your invites.

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    Available here.

    5. Or make them totally playful.

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    Get them here.

    6.

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    Regardless of whether the wedding is destination or two blocks away, these boarding pass bachelorette party invites are adorable.

    7. Personalize champagne bottles.

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    Customized labels available here.

    8. Make Jell-o shots special* by arranging them into a cake.

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    *Or at least less dorm-room-y. This was made by Jelly Mongers but you could make your own with your favorite jello shot recipe.

    9. Invest in some glittery photo booth props.

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    Available here.

    10. And a glittery garland.

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    Get it here.

    11. If you do go to a bar, subtly announce that you're celebrating impending nuptials.

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    You can stick these in all manner of beverages. Available here.

    12. Go camping.

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    Although you can go as fancy as you want. (Apparently there is a term for this and it is called "glamping." Do with that what you will.)

    13. Go PAINTBALLING.

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    Major bonus points if you wear thrift store dresses you don't mind ruining, like this intrepid bridal party. It's recommended that you "do it a couple of weeks out from the wedding so your bruises disappear."

    14. Think you're past the point of sleepovers and pillow fights? Wrong.

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    This group surprised the bride with a huge grown-up pillow fight.

    15. Give each guest a punchy gift box.

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    Tiny Absolut bottle non-negotiable.

    16. Or a custom tote.

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    Available here.

    17. Or a vintage bottle opener.

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    Get them inexpensively here.

    18. Make Chippendale cookies.

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    This is still way more elegant than what it could be, okay? Directions here.

    19. Make up your own version of Jeopardy.

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    Ask questions about the bride, the groom, Game of Thrones, yarn, or whatever else you guys happen to like a whole bunch. Also I have no earthly idea what a "boozy fish" is but I want one right now.

    20. Take morning-after mugshots.

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    Chronicle the debauchery for the whole internet to enjoy.

    21. Send everyone on their way with some much-needed swag.

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    Available here.

    And if you'd like a little more phallus in your bachelorette party, check out this post (NSFW, naturally).

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