(Ball-winding also requires partial nudity.)
Who needs a chair? Not you!
Remember: everything's more fun in a group.
Guard your yarn jealously, or else They will try and come for it.
For a quick and easy blanket, just stab blindly with a knitting needle in an empty office cubicle.
A MAN, KNITTING? What a preposterous thought.
No egg deserves to go cozy-less.
(No matter how oddly shaped.)
For Valentine's Day, make your lover a delicious treat.
Don't bother actually knitting a baby gift; just wrap up the yarn and call it a day.
Do you REALLY love knitting? PROVE IT.