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    Posted on Jun 20, 2014

    How To Knit, According To (Ridiculous) Stock Photos

    Knit one, purl...what?

    Get naked.

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    I mean, you'll be knitting a whole new wardrobe anyway, so why hamper your creativity and restrict your movement with more clothes?

    (Ball-winding also requires partial nudity.)

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    Stand up straight.

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    And always match your project to your current outfit.

    Who needs a chair? Not you!

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    Remember: everything's more fun in a group.

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    Guard your yarn jealously, or else They will try and come for it.

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    (Also: white, ecru, and eggshell only.)

    For a quick and easy blanket, just stab blindly with a knitting needle in an empty office cubicle.

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    A MAN, KNITTING? What a preposterous thought.

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    No egg deserves to go cozy-less.

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    (No matter how oddly shaped.)

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    Same goes for snails.

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    And...iPhones?

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    For Valentine's Day, make your lover a delicious treat.

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    Yum, alpaca.

    Don't bother actually knitting a baby gift; just wrap up the yarn and call it a day.

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    Do you REALLY love knitting? PROVE IT.

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    Oh yarn, you slay me!

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    Who even knows.

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