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How Sweaty Are You?

Are you a smelly damp swamp creature turned humanoid, or nah?

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  1. Which parts of your body are currently drenched in sweat?

    Armpits
    Upper back
    Lower back
    Side back
    Boobs
    In between your boobs
    Under your boobs, leaving a telltale crescent of moisture for all the world to cherish
    Feet
    Ankles
    Calves
    Hands
    Palms sweaty
    Mom's spaghetti
    Neck
    Shoulders
    The hollow between your neck and shoulders that is basically just a reservoir for sweat, like what else could it possibly be for.
    Upper butt
    Lower butt
    Inner butt
    Naughty bits
    Forehead
    Beard
    Upper lip
    Teeth
    Elbows
    Inner elbows
    Knees
    Inner knees
    THIGHS OH GOD THIGHS
    (Check this ~bonus box~ if your thighs are so sticky that they make that "fwub fwub" sound whenever you move)
    Scalp
    Bridge of your nose, esp. relevant in the case of (sun)glasses
    Behind your ears
    Between your toes
    Between your fingers
    Nooks 'n' crannies you didn't even know existed before
    Your heart
    Your brain
    Your soul
    Your chair (it is part of your body now, the two of you are one)

How Sweaty Are You?

You don't sweat, you ~glow~. You probably smell like a Bath and Body Works. Everyone resents you.

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You're respectably sweaty. If God hadn't wanted us to excrete stinky liquid from our glands, he/she/zhe wouldn't have given us underboobs. You do you.

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You're an unmitigated sweat machine. People revere you and fear you for your sweat production abilities, and most importantly, they give you a wide berth on the street. Have a good summer!!

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