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How Sweaty Are You?

Are you a smelly damp swamp creature turned humanoid, or nah?

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  1. Which parts of your body are currently drenched in sweat?

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    Armpits
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    Upper back
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    Lower back
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    Side back
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    Boobs
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    In between your boobs
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    Under your boobs, leaving a telltale crescent of moisture for all the world to cherish
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    Feet
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    Ankles
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    Calves
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    Hands
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    Palms sweaty
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    Mom's spaghetti
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    Neck
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    Shoulders
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    The hollow between your neck and shoulders that is basically just a reservoir for sweat, like what else could it possibly be for.
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    Upper butt
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    Lower butt
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    Inner butt
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    Naughty bits
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    Forehead
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    Beard
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    Upper lip
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    Teeth
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    Elbows
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    Inner elbows
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    Knees
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    Inner knees
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    THIGHS OH GOD THIGHS
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    (Check this ~bonus box~ if your thighs are so sticky that they make that "fwub fwub" sound whenever you move)
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    Scalp
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    Bridge of your nose, esp. relevant in the case of (sun)glasses
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    Behind your ears
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    Between your toes
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    Between your fingers
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    Nooks 'n' crannies you didn't even know existed before
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    Your heart
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    Your brain
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    Your soul
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    Your chair (it is part of your body now, the two of you are one)
 
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