ArmpitsUpper backLower backSide backBoobsIn between your boobsUnder your boobs, leaving a telltale crescent of moisture for all the world to cherishFeetAnklesCalvesHandsPalms sweatyMom's spaghettiNeckShouldersThe hollow between your neck and shoulders that is basically just a reservoir for sweat, like what else could it possibly be for.Upper buttLower buttInner buttNaughty bitsForeheadBeardUpper lipTeethElbowsInner elbowsKneesInner kneesTHIGHS OH GOD THIGHS(Check this ~bonus box~ if your thighs are so sticky that they make that "fwub fwub" sound whenever you move)ScalpBridge of your nose, esp. relevant in the case of (sun)glassesBehind your earsBetween your toesBetween your fingersNooks 'n' crannies you didn't even know existed beforeYour heartYour brainYour soulYour chair (it is part of your body now, the two of you are one)
How Sweaty Are You?
You don't sweat, you ~glow~. You probably smell like a Bath and Body Works. Everyone resents you.
You're respectably sweaty. If God hadn't wanted us to excrete stinky liquid from our glands, he/she/zhe wouldn't have given us underboobs. You do you.
You're an unmitigated sweat machine. People revere you and fear you for your sweat production abilities, and most importantly, they give you a wide berth on the street. Have a good summer!!