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How Much Do You Care About Grammar?

Your either a true member of the Language Squad or your not.

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    Your not supposed to be here.
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    Could you please remove you're hand from that jar?
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    Whose that girl in the pleather jumpsuit?
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    That's the girl who's boyfriend I stole.
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    Its raining on prom night.
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    Grandma is bringing her stupid dog to the party; I can never remember it's name.
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    Martin drove Chrysanthemum and I to the old water tower.
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    And than I pushed her off the old water tower. Oops!
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    Tacos are better then burritos.
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    You can only go to the express checkout if you have twelve items or less.
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    Shit, I should of thought of that!
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    Stop acting like your insults effect me.
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    His b.o. had an unfortunate affect on his dating abilities.
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    Our high school principle got arrested.
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    Not to brag, but I have a really strong set of moral principals.
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    Look at those taco truck dudes, their all sooooooo sexy.
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    And they let me get an extra scoop of they're world-famous guac.
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    Rats, all of there girlfriends just showed up.
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    God, some people just can't take a complement.
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    Your acid-wash jeans really compliment your fringed vest.
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    Which burger is her's? Mine has kale on it.
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    My only friends are cat's.
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    Could we please stop by the ATM machine?
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    Fuck, I totally forgot my PIN number.
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    Now I can't buy that awesome laptop with LCD display :(
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    "Are you hungry"? she asked. "Never", he said.
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    We're going too the wax museum tomorrow.
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    Can Sally come to?
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    I'm waiting for an answer with baited breath.
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    Whatever, me and Sally can go by ourselves.
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    His interest was peaked.
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    By enlarge, the engagement party was a delightful affair.
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    And yet for all intensive purposes, it was an utter failure for Brandon.
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    Whatever. He could care less.
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    I'm literally dead. Like, actually legitimately buried in a grave. I can't even.
 
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