1. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TIME WORKS?
2. WHAT LISA FRANK-ASS ANIMAL DIED TO MAKE THIS?
3. WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO MIND THEIR MANNERS? AREN'T YOU A GODDAMNED DISHTOWEL?
4. IS THAT A THREAT?
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5. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PIZZAS YOU CAN BUY WITH $88? AT LEAST 4?? AND YOU'RE CHARGING THAT MUCH FOR A BUNDLE OF STICKS???
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A bundle of sticks that's "not food-safe," btw.
6. WHAT WAS I FEEDING MY BABY BEFORE?
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$88 worth of sticks, probably.
7. aaaaAAHHHH???
8. JESUS EFFING CHRIST?????
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9. WILL ANYONE SAVE ME PLEASE??
10. CAN I JUST HAVE A DRINK WITHOUT YOUR JUDGEMENT, RABBIT??
11. HOW COME THIS BIRD'S HOUSE IS NICER THAN MINE?
12. IS THAT THE WAY TO NARNIA OR SOME OTHER SINISTER LAND REIGNED OVER BY A PACK OF HUMANOID ANIMALS?
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Either way count me tf out.
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13. ARE ALL YOUR TOYS MADE OF NIGHTMARES?
14. WHO DIED?
15. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IF I HAD A SPARE $2800 I WOULD DEFINITELY SPEND IT ON A GNARLED EASEL?
16. JANE WHO?
17. HOW DARE YOU??? THIS IS SO GODDAMN CUTE? I WANT TO SMASH IT???
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You always keep me coming back for more.
