17 Urgent Questions I Have For Anthropologie
Such as: why can't I quit you?
1. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TIME WORKS?

2. WHAT LISA FRANK-ASS ANIMAL DIED TO MAKE THIS?

3. WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO MIND THEIR MANNERS? AREN'T YOU A GODDAMNED DISHTOWEL?

4. IS THAT A THREAT?

5. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PIZZAS YOU CAN BUY WITH $88? AT LEAST 4?? AND YOU'RE CHARGING THAT MUCH FOR A BUNDLE OF STICKS???

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A bundle of sticks that's "not food-safe," btw.
6. WHAT WAS I FEEDING MY BABY BEFORE?

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$88 worth of sticks, probably.
7. aaaaAAHHHH???

8. JESUS EFFING CHRIST?????

9. WILL ANYONE SAVE ME PLEASE??

10. CAN I JUST HAVE A DRINK WITHOUT YOUR JUDGEMENT, RABBIT??

11. HOW COME THIS BIRD'S HOUSE IS NICER THAN MINE?

12. IS THAT THE WAY TO NARNIA OR SOME OTHER SINISTER LAND REIGNED OVER BY A PACK OF HUMANOID ANIMALS?

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Either way count me tf out.
13. ARE ALL YOUR TOYS MADE OF NIGHTMARES?

14. WHO DIED?

15. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IF I HAD A SPARE $2800 I WOULD DEFINITELY SPEND IT ON A GNARLED EASEL?

16. JANE WHO?

17. HOW DARE YOU??? THIS IS SO GODDAMN CUTE? I WANT TO SMASH IT???

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You always keep me coming back for more.