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How Corporate Are You?

Should we circle back to ensure all the impactful synergy is on the same page?

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  1. 1. Check off all the phrases you've used, unironically, in a professional setting.

    "Webinar"
    "Above-board"
    "Circle back"
    "Going forward"
    "Get a handle on"
    "Leverage"
    "On the same page"
    "Synergy"
    "Switch gears" (do not click this if you are a racecar driver)
    "Reduction / layoff / downsize"
    "Ping"
    "Touch base" (do not click this if you are a baseball player)
    "Think outside the box"
    "Across the board"
    "Back to the drawing board"
    "Impactful"
    "Optics"
    "Brand alignment"
    "Moving parts"
    "Thought leader"
    "Paradigm shift"
    "Ducks in a row"
    "Takeaway"
    "Pick your brain"
    "Loop [someone] in"
    "Proactive"
    "Reach out"
    "Run it up the flagpole" (do not click this if you are a flag operator)
    "Table it"
    "Results-oriented"
    "Organic growth" (do not click this if you are a farmer/gardener/etc.)
    "Close the loop"
    "More eyeballs" (do not click this if you are a serial killer/witch/etc.)
    "Cross-platform"
    "Communication channels"
    "Sales channels"
    "Channel channels"
    "Actionable"
    "Onboarding"
    "Dynamic"

How Corporate Are You?

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You're quasi-corporate. The odd bit of jargon might creep into your everyday life, but you still do you.

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You're a results-oriented, gear-switching, impactful corporate juggernaut. Lesser folks might mock you, but really they're just dying to ping you so they can pick your brain.

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