19 Stupefyingly Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Buy

Slightly NSFW, as any good ugly Christmas sweater should be.

1. Literal Christmas Tree Sweater

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Seems...itchy?

2. Lascivious Santa Sweater

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3. Lewd Gingerbread Man Sweater

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4. Teddy Bear Sweater Vest

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Note the Bud Light affixed to his hand.

5. Menorah Sweater

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Why should Christmas get to have all the horrid fun?

6. 3D Reindeer Sweater

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7. Butt Sweater

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8. Big-Ass Gift Sweater

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9. Couples Reindeer Sweater

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These are not "ugly" so much as "nauseatingly adorable."

10. Christmas Bulb Sweater

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11. Spidey Sweater?

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12. Nonsense Sweater Dress

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13. Democrat Sweater

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14. Light-Up Grass Skirt Hawaiian Sweater

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15. Light-Up Grumpy Cat Sweater

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16. Walken In A Winter Wonderland Sweater

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17. DIY Ugly Sweater Kit

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For ugliness that's truly ~yours~.

18. Total Cop-Out Sweater

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19. Reindeer Pasty

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Take. A. Seat.