21 Perfect Halloween Costumes For Introverts

Not speaking is basically the entire costume.

Trail the people you love at a distance before melting away into the shadows. Or, you know, don't.

Get a more outgoing friend to be Jay.

All you need is a sweater, glasses, a microphone, and again, a far more effusive friend to be Rihanna.

Conceal your face from the world.

It's all over the internet so it may as well be all over you.

You don't have to mess with Mario and Luigi unless you really want to.

GET. BACK.

All you need to say all night is, of course, "Hodor."

This, too, only requires the endless repetition of a single word.

Sweet, sweet isolation.

Nobody will know what you're up to under there.

With that toilet seat around your neck, nobody is going near you.

If someone tries to talk to you, simply transport yourself to another time and place.

For added people repellant, draw a frowny face instead.

Channel your innermost angst.

See above.

If it all gets to be too much, just steal away hahahahahhaa sorry.

Equal parts creepy and cozy (OK maybe heavier on the creepy).

RSVP to plenty of parties, and then just don't show up!!! The world will speak of your brilliance for years to come.