Nifty·Posted on Nov 20, 201621 Gifts You Should Probably Just Keep For YourselfNobody deserves a Viking drinking horn quite like you do.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed 1. This Viking drinking horn. hammacher.com Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $24.95. 2. This hoodie with a pouch for your pet. japantrendshop.com Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $101. 3. This armpit-cooling fan. japantrendshop.com Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $40. 4. This keyboard waffle iron. skymall.com Get it from Skymall for $64.95. 5. An inside-out umbrella. hammacher.com It's meant to open more easily and keep you from getting soaked when you close it. Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $29.95. 6. A showerhead that's also a speaker. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $92.69. 7. This lamp with a levitating shade. hammacher.com Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $149.95. 8. Wi-Fi-patterned tights. japantrendshop.com Get them from Japan Trend Shop for $69. 9. An in-home bouncy castle. hammacher.com Available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $99.95. 10. This public toilet survival kit. amazon.com It comes with wipes, gloves, and a toilet seat cover. Available on Amazon for $7.36. 11. This cordless vanity mirror that also charges your phone. hammacher.com Buy it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $119.95. 12. This mermaid tail blanket. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $17.09. 13. A bunch of tiny hands for your fingers. amazon.com Get the set on Amazon for $12.60. 14. A bullshit button. amazon.com Odds are high that you need one right now. Get it from Amazon for $8.27. 15. A bag resealer. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $11.99. 16. This pillow designed for side-sleepers. japantrendshop.com Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $115. 17. These egg and pancake molds that will brighten your whole morning. amazon.com Get the set from Amazon for $6.99. 18. Hollowed-out spy coins. spy-coins.com Get 'em from Spy Coins for $30. 19. This sensor and app that identify any color for you. nixsensor.com So you can match colors no matter where you are. Get it from Nix for $349. 20. This shirt that tells it like it is. fancy.com Get it from Fancy for $25. 21. And if you really want to splurge: this human bowling ball set. hammacher.com Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $5,500. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!