21 Gifts You Should Probably Just Keep For Yourself
Nobody deserves a Viking drinking horn quite like you do.
1. This Viking drinking horn.
Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $24.95.
2. This hoodie with a pouch for your pet.
Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $101.
3. This armpit-cooling fan.
Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $40.
4. This keyboard waffle iron.
Get it from Skymall for $64.95.
5. An inside-out umbrella.
It's meant to open more easily and keep you from getting soaked when you close it. Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $29.95.
6. A showerhead that's also a speaker.
Get it from Amazon for $92.69.
7. This lamp with a levitating shade.
Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $149.95.
8. Wi-Fi-patterned tights.
Get them from Japan Trend Shop for $69.
9. An in-home bouncy castle.
Available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $99.95.
10. This public toilet survival kit.
It comes with wipes, gloves, and a toilet seat cover. Available on Amazon for $7.36.
11. This cordless vanity mirror that also charges your phone.
Buy it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $119.95.
12. This mermaid tail blanket.
Get it from Amazon for $17.09.
13. A bunch of tiny hands for your fingers.
Get the set on Amazon for $12.60.
14. A bullshit button.
Odds are high that you need one right now. Get it from Amazon for $8.27.
15. A bag resealer.
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
16. This pillow designed for side-sleepers.
Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $115.
17. These egg and pancake molds that will brighten your whole morning.
Get the set from Amazon for $6.99.
18. Hollowed-out spy coins.
Get 'em from Spy Coins for $30.
19. This sensor and app that identify any color for you.
So you can match colors no matter where you are. Get it from Nix for $349.
20. This shirt that tells it like it is.
21. And if you really want to splurge: this human bowling ball set.
Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $5,500.