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21 Gifts You Should Probably Just Keep For Yourself

Nobody deserves a Viking drinking horn quite like you do.

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1. This Viking drinking horn.

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Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $24.95.

2. This hoodie with a pouch for your pet.

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Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $101.

3. This armpit-cooling fan.

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Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $40.

4. This keyboard waffle iron.

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Get it from Skymall for $64.95.

5. An inside-out umbrella.

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It's meant to open more easily and keep you from getting soaked when you close it. Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $29.95.

6. A showerhead that's also a speaker.

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Get it from Amazon for $92.69.

7. This lamp with a levitating shade.

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Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $149.95.

8. Wi-Fi-patterned tights.

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Get them from Japan Trend Shop for $69.

9. An in-home bouncy castle.

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Available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $99.95.

10. This public toilet survival kit.

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It comes with wipes, gloves, and a toilet seat cover. Available on Amazon for $7.36.

11. This cordless vanity mirror that also charges your phone.

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Buy it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $119.95.

12. This mermaid tail blanket.

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Get it from Amazon for $17.09.

13. A bunch of tiny hands for your fingers.

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Get the set on Amazon for $12.60.

14. A bullshit button.

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Odds are high that you need one right now. Get it from Amazon for $8.27.

15. A bag resealer.

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Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

16. This pillow designed for side-sleepers.

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Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $115.

17. These egg and pancake molds that will brighten your whole morning.

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Get the set from Amazon for $6.99.

18. Hollowed-out spy coins.

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Get 'em from Spy Coins for $30.

19. This sensor and app that identify any color for you.

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So you can match colors no matter where you are. Get it from Nix for $349.

20. This shirt that tells it like it is.

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Get it from Fancy for $25.

21. And if you really want to splurge: this human bowling ball set.

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Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $5,500.

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