1. Make it look like you're wicked busy and important. thefw.com 2. Use a piece of Scotch tape to clean your keyboard. realsimple.com Disgusting crumbs and clumps of dirt, BEGONE. 3. Or a Post-it note. realsimple.com 4. Or a Q-tip. familyhandyman.com 5. Reupholster a boring desk chair. fortytworoads.blogspot.com You can make it comfier and more personalized. Directions here. 6. Make quick and easy iced coffee using the office hot brew. food52.com / Via diana212m.blogspot.jp Directions here. 7. Use binder clips to keep all your cords neat. imgfave.com 8. Or use a kitchen basket to secure cords on the underside of your desk. housediycraftpins.com 9. Fix a scuffed shoe with a Sharpie. pinterest.com 10. Make your stapler detachable so you can staple in the middle of sheets. instructables.com Here's how. 11. Clip your coffee cup to the edge of your desk to save space. ecrater.com Available here. 12. Make drawer organizers from cardboard or cereal boxes. alittlehut.blogspot.com Get the directions here. 13. Air horns + office chairs = minutes and minutes of gleeful cackling at the expense of your coworkers. pinterest.com 14. Same with jeans and shoes. fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net You'll probably go to cubicle-hell for this one. 15. Add a pocket to a tie for secret and convenient storage. lifehacker.com Directions here. 16. Store small office supplies in a cheap spice rack. wecanbeaoriginal.com 17. Make eating at your desk even easier with pen cap utensils. amazon.com Slightly unsanitary-seeming? Maybe. Impressive? Totes. 18. Ensure that nobody ever steals your sandwich from the communal fridge again. thinkofthe.com Get these bags here. 19. Or forgo dealing with the fridge entirely. amazon.com Available here. 20. Try a sponge as a genius alternative to an ice pack in your lunch. lifehack.org 21. Use a spring to keep a papers organized. realsimple.com 22. Replace your boring water cooler with something more interesting. ifindkarma.tumblr.com 23. Clean up crumbs with a mini USB vacuum. pocket-lint.com Get it here. 24. Keep a pair of reflective sunglasses on your desk so you can tell when someone is coming up behind you. reddit.com 25. And if you're being monitored yourself, show that camera what's what. i.chzbgr.com 26. Use a connector cord to run your headphones under your desk instead of over your keyboard. buzzfeed.com They'll never annoy you again. 27. Take a leaf out of George Costanza's book and make a desk-bed. guardian.co.uk Can't promise you won't get fired but come on, napping owns. 28. In the winter, keep a decoy jacket on your chair so nobody can tell when you sneak out early. reddit.com 29. Eke out the last bits of ink from a seemingly empty cartridge. wordpress.com 30. Keep yourself on a water-drinking schedule. statigr.am Otherwise you'll get dehydrated and cranky and then nobody wins. 31. Multitask. blogger.com Cool phone.