Nifty·Posted on Dec 30, 20159 Things You'll Definitely Lose In 2016*Sarah McLachlan plays as I survey my sock drawer*by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. One half of your favorite pair of socks. Thinkstock But you'll keep the other until eternity, taunting you, reminding you of better days gone by. 2. Every bobby pin you've ever bought. Boyzzzzz / Getty Images THEORY: the bobby pin lobby (Bobby Lobby™) sends thieves into your bathroom during the night so you have to keep buying them back in perpetuity. 3. Lip balm. burtsbees.com Did you know that nobody in the history of the world has ever finished a lip balm? It's science. 4. Any and all loyalty punch card thingies. StockHype / Thinkstock If you magically got them all back you'd never have to pay for coffee, wine, or froyo again. 5. All of your relevant possessions the second you have to run out the door. etsy.com You can buy this very important cross-stitch here. 6. Umbrellas, every one. Andrzej Tokarski / Getty Images 7. The remote. Thawats / Getty Images Especially at your parents' house. 8. The innocence and unbounded possibility of youth. Serrnovik / Getty Images 9. Tweezers. tweezerman.com Bonus points if they cost as much as a reasonably nice bottle of wine.